Santa

a fat guy with bunda who is a pedo and gives presents to little kids. he doesn't exist.

6 year old: Hey Joe, what will you do for christmas?
Joe: Im asking Santa for a toy car!

by dick-tionarygrapher February 4, 2021

Santa

The real G

Person 1: Who’s your favourite person
Person 2: Santa

by Zirkzee is the future GOAT December 23, 2019

Santa

A fat bitch who brakes into your house at night and grabs your mom, sister and wife back to the north pole

Oh shit, santa came to my house last night.

by Not about to yeet a child wym November 20, 2020

Santa

A man who can tell kids to sit on his lap for a picture without getting thrown in the slammer

"that Santa over there is kinda goofy smh my head"

by Susanea April 3, 2021

santa plug

A colorful, jolly gingerbread flavored anal-plug

Oh no! its the second time I got my Santa plug lodged inside of my large intestine. Merry Christmas! And a happy new hole!

by Srotal Delight March 28, 2016

Feedback-santa

A person who gives his well-meant feedback on everything and everybody.

- Why don’t we ask John to hang out?
—I don’t know man, he’s been much of a feedback-santa lately.
- Yeah you’re right, f*ck John

by Sybmo May 30, 2018

Black Santa Claus

santa but woke

Black Santa Claussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024