The only known person with immunity to diabetes and obesity-related death. He’s normally found in malls around Christmas time scaring the living crap out of children.
Timmy: How does Santa Claus get around so quickly with all those cookies in his tummy?
Mom: You’d be fast too if the police kept trying to track you down for breaking and entering.
Mom: You’d be fast too if the police kept trying to track you down for breaking and entering.
by Inferior April 22, 2020
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by Fred W Schwartz December 18, 2019
Get the Similac Santa mug.A disgusting pedophile and pervert that watches children every year. Not only does watch children, but he also has the largest child porn collection in the world. Santa Claus has been arrested and charged for the possession of child pornography. He has been sentenced to life imprisonment with no parole. And the bars in his jail cell will be strong, so there’s no way for him to get out.
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When women dressed as raindeer pulling the male dressed as santa in a sled into a barn of horny elves.
by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017
Get the Santa’s Rodeo mug.The old man in red who breaks in, points to you, then your mum and your dad, then says "Hoe hoe hoe"
by da_savage_hacker January 4, 2020
Get the Santa Claus mug.1. when somebody intentionally steals your gift idea and takes it as their own.
2. when Santa blocks someone from scoring points in any sport
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2. when Santa blocks someone from scoring points in any sport
3. an entire city block completely decorated for Christmas
4. when Santa blocks you from any premarital indiscretions
5. a block shaped like Santa
6. Santa's head
"I wanted to buy my parents a television, but my brother was a Santa block and bought them one first."
"I was hanging with this hot elf at the north pole and just when I went in for a kiss, Saint Nicholas shows up with more work. What a Santa block!"
"Jason drove to the lane putting up a lay-up. It was swiftly blocked by Kris Kringle. Did you see that Santa block?"
"I was hanging with this hot elf at the north pole and just when I went in for a kiss, Saint Nicholas shows up with more work. What a Santa block!"
"Jason drove to the lane putting up a lay-up. It was swiftly blocked by Kris Kringle. Did you see that Santa block?"
by NILSO November 19, 2011
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