holy rusted metal

Holy Rusted Metal is a line from the movie Batman Forever. And it most certainly *ought* to be the name of a heavy metal band, if it is not already.

- Man, I went to the Holy Rusted Metal concert last night and they totally rocked! \m/
- I bet, man! I can't wait for Holy Rusted Metal Fest. Next summer is gonna kick ass! \m/

by Bobton October 26, 2013

Deep sea rusty fish hook

When ur fucking a girl doggy style u insert ur index finger into ur own ass then u take ur shitty finger stick it in her mouth & pull on her cheek

She didnt like the deep sea rusty fish hook

by Bb&cv July 9, 2010

Turn Around Rusty Spoon

Where a women inserts her hand in a man's rectum, and pulls it out covered in poop, the man then proceeds to quickly spin around and ejaculate on the women's cupped hand, the two then decide what to do with the "rusty spoon".

"We did some nasty stuff, we tried something called the turn around rusty spoon, it was so dirty!"

by Mr Elder October 9, 2019

rusty trombone

when you fuck a girl in the ass and then jizz but keep on fucking her when you pull out your dick it looks like a rusty trombone.

i did a rusty trombone last night

by lkjhhjkl January 2, 2010

Rusty Charmander

When some dude is getting all hot and sweaty with some girl on a cold evening, then she totally doesn't want his cold meat package in her puss. So she takes out a lighter and holds it up to her bumhole then backs that thing up next to his junk. Then she lets out a huge shart, allowing the steamy flamed up shards of poopoo warm up his cock for ultimate warm pleasure on the cold sexy night.

It was cold the other night because my heater broke, so my girl gave me a rusty charmander to warm me up

by cockmaster93 December 20, 2010

rusty vampire

Anally penetrating a woman so hard that she bleeds out of her anus and then you proceed to suck and drink the anus blood.

Dude 1 "Yo guess what I did last night."

Dude 2 "What?"

Dude 1 "I gave your sister a rusty vampire."

by sjpbus April 17, 2011

rusty protein shake

When performing anal sex. the woman starts to turtle head as the man busts a load simultaniously. while this is happening the man grasps the womans hips and shakes her vigerously. thus a rusty protein shake.

I have to wash my bad sheets. my girl spilled my rusty protein shake all over it.

by true imagination June 5, 2009