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rock tease 

Rock Tease: n (Rok Teez) - A hipster that works you up about getting you in on the guest list for a sweet rock show, but must bail for some reason.

Reasons can include:

- Their indie music zine editor's gross miscommunications or lack of effective organizational skills.

- Mixing up the actual dates for the show, thus jeopardizing their ability to get on the guest list.

- Any number of lame excuses
1. Paul, you promised to get me into the Dinosaur Jr. show tonight as your photographer, but apparently Geoff already told some one else to cover it instead. You are such a rock tease!

2. Man, that roadie that told us he would hook us up with free tickets was a huge rock tease.
rock tease by Chipsterz December 28, 2008
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Rock Troll 

A person that is so digustingly ugly, there is nothing else to compare them too. Rock trolls are usually fat and have nasty pimples and zits covering their face and overall body surface. They tend to live in shacks or buildings that are old and falling apart. If you encounter one, dont look into its eyes.Rock Trolls are easily distracted by the soothing sound of an 80's band and deep friend mars bars.
Jack: Today I saw something come out of the rundown apratment down the block, and it was a total Rock Troll!

Bob: OMFG! Never look one in the eyes. The things you see are horrid.
Rock Troll by Wapacalypse August 11, 2010
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Rock the Box 

Having agressive sex with a females vagina.
Hey Drew, see holly over there? You should totally rock the box.
Rock the Box by oralman August 21, 2011

ROCK N ROLL MOTHERFUCKER 

Is an avid lover of electrified music, they look a little bad ass and intimidating on the outside but are generally down to earth, friendly and balanced persons who live life with a special kind of gusto and positivity.
Chicks in denim with tattoos, guys with ripped jeans; t-shirts; trucker hats, beer swilling air guitarists, rock fanatics, rock geeks, chicks who love rock, rock n roll motherfucker.

Rock Solid 

when a guy sends you a dick pic with the caption solid as a rock right now ,claiming he's hard over you when reality he's a porn addict and doesn't like you sorry
Guy's Dick Pic: My dick's Rock Solid for you now baby

Me: Leaves on seen cause you know he got porn on his recent search history
Rock Solid by rainbowdash35 April 5, 2018

Rock creek 

Rock creek was the smallest varrio in Santa Barbara's uptown which was started in '86 as a branch of the Westside Tiny loco's click but refused to bang the Westside and be apart of there hood since there section was on the Creekside. They did there own thing and beefed it with the Westside and Eastside but mostly bitch ass Goleta projects (G13)gang.. With up to about 30 members deep at there peak until around 2008 when it became gentrified and the minorities couldn't afford to live there anymore. A small varrio or sureños varrio Rock Creek Park locos x3
Them fools from Rock Creek stood there ground...
Rock creek by Smokey siccc October 6, 2021

Rock-Job 

Putting pop rocks in your mouth and giving a male a blow job.
"I went to the store and on the way I paid a hooker to give me a rock-job"
Rock-Job by Para_grini August 4, 2007