Pud

A person that doesn't care about the rules and/or is lazy and incompetent. They have absolutely no regard for anyone else in life.... because they suck.

Brayden spilled 30 gallons of oil and didn't clean it up because he's a Pud.

by Durtyndn September 3, 2023

Ball pudding

1. The accumulation of fecal matter that builds up if you don't look after you wipe to make sure it's clean along with the lack of showering while wearing the same underwear for over a month;. 2. The residue left behind from sexual intercourse with unhygienic vaginas splattered across the ball sack built up after over a month of not showering

Jesse's ball pudding killed my nymphomaniac sex drive, which was impressive to say the least.

by Betty2theboobs69 April 10, 2024

Crème Pudding Crème Château

dessert made of a mixture of cake and pudding, mostly caramel.
Originated from Chambly, Québec

i'll order half a pound of cream pudding cream castle.
Do you mean, Crème Pudding Crème Château?

by Canadian_Woodpiker December 3, 2021

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

roly-poly pud

a penis

"His roly-poly pud is tiny!"

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

cut the pudding

Anal scissoring usually never accomplished successfully.

The boy asked the others boy to cut the pudding, but he said no.(He heard the rumors.)

by The real Marshawn jim March 25, 2024

Pud

The combination of pee and blood that occurs when a woman is on her period.

When Taylor went to the bathroom during her period, she found it was not just pee, but pud that was being ejected.

by Lord Militus July 13, 2022