Preming

To ejaculate through a straw placed in the eye of the penis

I just caught my brother "preming" and I will never drink a juice box ever again!

by Prima box May 9, 2022

Preming

To ejaculate through a small straw place inside the eye of a penis.

I caught my younger brother "preming" and will never drink a juice box ever again!

by Prima box May 9, 2022

Premature Epackulation

A disease that plagues millions of FIFA Ultimate Team players each year. Relates to opening FIFA Ultimate Team packs prematurely prior to an upcoming promo.

Twitch user: "Zwe you should save those cracked packs for Ultimate TOTS." Zwebackhd: "Sorry bro but I suffer from premature epackulation, so it is physically impossible to save these packs for more 15 minutes or else I will combust."

by gmenrock May 21, 2022

Premature Invitulation

When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.

"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."

"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas. Wifey said no."

by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022

premtard

A person who uses editing software that is widely regarded as shit

Chip "the video is exporting"
Twitter guy "see u in 5 hours"
Chip "Final cut exported in 10 mins mate I'm no premtard"

by Ndl member July 24, 2022

Premise

How about I steal the premise of someone else's shit, sell it, and watch everyone come to their defense?

Hym "I wouldn't get away with the shit these motherfuckers are doing you know that right? You just wouldn't let me. You'll let him. Not me. And that's all it is. I've said it before and I'll say it again: You just think that if you were in my position you would handle it better than I am. Wrong. You would go to do whatever you think you would do that I'm not and everyone would just pretend it isn't happening. You'd have no recourse and everyone would still be using the shit they claim to hate. It isn't that it isn't compelling or worth money it's that you with ONLY pay someone OTHER THAN YOU for the same EXACT product. I'll buy a Tesla (so long as Elon Musk doesn't profit from it). I'll promulgate the idea (so long as the guy I'm quoting doesn't get credit). How would that not prove myself right? Steal the premise of someone else's shit and watch the mob go to the guy I stole it from and demand that they get what they deserve."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2022

premierephobia

The fear of going to a movie theatre during the premiere of some big movie/show. This could be due to fears such as fear of mass social interaction or the fear of someone shooting up the theatre.

Person 1:"Yo bro, you going to see the new Batman on Friday"
Person 2"Nah, bro, I'm good. I got premierephobia which is a very real phobia. It just means I'm afraid of movie premieres in theatres. I don't know if it'll get shot up or something. you have fun, though."

by Chicken Kingston October 3, 2022