Dragon Penis

Dragon Penis is God. Obey him, love him, respect him. He has endured many pains for us. He is the world's last hope.

Have you let Dragon Penis into you?

by Head of the Church of D.P. September 25, 2009

Penis-Head

a head that looks like a really big and ugly penis.

Dylan Green the Penis-Head!!

by cockman2431 February 28, 2009

penis butter

The substance that you spread on the vagina toast.

mmmmm. that "penis butter" was suberb!

by spann twin February 28, 2011

Penis Puffing

A term for a cheap-shot in the world of wrestling, penis puffing occurs when one wrestler provides a powerful blow to the crotch of an opponent, and the impact causes swelling of the genitalia.

Fan 1: "Did you see Justin's match last night? Some guy was penis puffing him the whole round."

Fan 2: "Yeah, he must have one hell of a sore mutten dagger today."

by SwedishHotpocket January 13, 2009

bitch penis

An insult that transcends traditional gender definitions by implying that a person is both a bitch and a penis. Used only in the most extreme circumstances of bitchiness and dickiness.

Chris: Wow, Chives kicked us out of his house.

Johnson: Ya, he's such a bitch penis.

Chris: Let's make a dubstep song about how much of a bitch penis he is.

by DJ NoSocks July 4, 2011

penne penis

a soft, white, micro penis. that acts and looks like a penne pasta noodle

DAMN he has a penne penis???? that’s too bad

by daddyyyyfuckme November 26, 2018

Penis Reaper

A girl with braces who performs falatio.

Jens is a Penis Reaper.

by Fig Newton September 8, 2006