cross eyed panda

A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the eye of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two m&m's.

I really regret letting him do the cross eyed panda... I forgot I had ran out of my eye drops.

by forkyy May 6, 2011

Panda Pop

The sexual act of administering two black eyes to a young, white, virgin girl and then proceeding to deflower her.

"You're sister took the panda pop the other night like a champ."

by Mitchell_the_faggit May 17, 2015

Panda

A Chinese, Japanese, or anyone with squinty eyes.

"hey look, PAAAANNDAAAA!" (put peace signs next to eyes)

panda

by K. Case January 28, 2009

PAYDAY 2

A game that was good on the release. Got fucked up by 67 DLC's that you need to get every aspect of the game.
But hey.... 1 dlc is a Hotline miami 2 dlc that brings nothing to HM2 but a shitload of stuff into payday 2.
Its aslo called a cashgrab, We see them in games like: Fortnite,Payday 2 etc.

John-Hey Patrick i heard you bought payday 2.
Patrick-Yeah
John-Did you buy the 67 DLC's needed to actually play the game ?

by PolishDogge January 21, 2020

Panda Intervention

Friends left you for losers?
Time to bring them to Panda Express
and coax them back into your life
with some good Asian food,
preferably some orange chicken.

Christine: "Hey Nick, did you see who Erika was walking down the hall with?"
Nick: "Who?"
Christine: "______."
Nick: "Panda Intervention?"

by t33n3r March 31, 2010

Blue Panda

A sad fat gay man

Did you hear that Matt's dog died? He's a blue panda right now.

by agentcm99 June 14, 2018

Eternal Payday

I think it means death......yes death is what it means.

"He is going to experience the Eternal Payday!!" "Do you mean death?" "Yes...cemetary style!!!"

by swedenjokes September 4, 2003