office titties

1.) n. Breasts whose appearance suggest that they are made of office supplies, i.e. pieces of crumpled paper thumbtacked to one's chest.
2.) n. A derogatory term for breasts that appear to have worked in an office for many years.

"So I was hooking up with this girl, but I had to cut it short... she had office titties."

by zeroooooooooooo December 9, 2008

Titty fiddle

To lick a partners nipple while tweaking the other, during fore play.

"sally really enjoys it when Tom titty fiddles her before sex"

by Queer42 March 4, 2009

tat-titty

See tittytat.

A tatoo on a breast, usually a woman's breast.

My wife's tat-titty will look really nice when she's seventy years old and draging a colostomy bag behind her.

-or-

That chick should have gotten that tat-titty before she had her breast implants.

by Pancreas100 April 25, 2005

Titty Popping

The act of punching a female with implants in the breast; causing it to pop.

Me: Wanna go titty popping later?
Friend: Sure I'll pick you up at eleven.

by AkiraToriyamcha August 10, 2016

Titty Doo

A Titty Doo is a woman whos stomach sticks out further than her titties do.

beer belly titty doo

by pink tuna wrangler August 7, 2009

Titty Drumming

Titty Drumming; v. The art of ritualized percussion of a female humans breasts performed by vigorous rhythmic hand slapping upon the surface of each breast. The act is typically performed by the dominate partner in a sexual relationship as a subconscious assertion of control.

"When my girlfriend started hounding me at work last week, I gave her a great Titty Drumming."

by Ussmak May 14, 2010

Elbow Titty

when you "accidentally" rub your elbow across the front of a female's chest to check to see if her breasts are real; i.e., to "cop a feel" without being noticed.

I saw that gorgeous woman and just had to get me some elbow titty, said Spank Dangler from The Larrys.

by Spanky D November 18, 2010