Tool

A tool is someone you hit with your penis in the face with while asleep... You take pictures and post them on line and tell everyone he's a "moe.. moe".... A tool is a guy who everyone doesn't want around because they know he wears diapers, but let him chill because u need a ride to the diaper factory.... A tool is someone who got caught having anal with a dog, he explains it by saying dog reverses to god? What makes him a tool and not a zooerastiaist is he is on the receiving end of the "god" (backwards) sex.... And lastly the top tool is a guy who follows stray dogs and catches the poo from their butts before hitting the ground... What he does with poo is pure toolism! Either covers his genitalia in it, or uses a pastry bag to inject it into his anus, also known as poo insert.
What is that guy doing, leave that dog alone you fucking tool... And put on some clothes, diapers on a millennial is just wrong!
by King-of-the-whifes February 01, 2025
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Peter Keating from The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand is the original tool.

Someone who doesn't think for themselves, who's opinions are only that of whom the tool seeks approval from. A tool would never stand up to a crowd and speak of disapproval even if it was the just thing to do.
by mcm663 September 09, 2016
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This word has multiple definitions:

1. Someone with a big ego who thinks they can do what ever.

2. A metal band (Personally I don’t like metal but I hear a lot of people are a fan of this band)
1.

Alex “Bro, Jacob is such a tool.”
Eliot “I know right!”

2. “My favorite band of all time is Tool!
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One who wears cut off shirts, gold chains, and has no concern for anything except lifting weights and trying to impress everyone with unimpressive feats of strength.
by ACM100 May 12, 2011
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Billy used his tool to show his mother a good time
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a person who does what everyone else expects them to do. Whatever gets them the most praise or popularity, whether it is good or bad or dumb, they just do it unquestioningly. A person who is being taken advantage of but they just eat it up with a spoon and ask for seconds. Some tools don't understand that they are being used, others do and will complain incessantly about being unfairly treated, while having no intention of doing anything about it.
Jim is always complaining about his horrible miserable job, but he will never take the trouble of looking for a better one. What a tool!
by Shumado November 12, 2013
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