Cooped upon my jockstrap, my bear nuts were quite moist.
I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.
I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
Get the Bear Nutsmug. A single player game for a rainy day. One must nut between every commercial before the show resumes. Try to beat your own streaks.
Since I was snowed in on a Friday night I just played nut roulette all night long. 4 for 4 was my highest score.
Because there's nuttin else to do™
Single player game where you.. beat yourself™
Because there's nuttin else to do™
Single player game where you.. beat yourself™
by Freejodav January 25, 2019
Get the Nut roulettemug. The type of shorts when worn by an adult male with a mustache can possibly reveal his nuts( male genatalia) at any moment... If you look.
Dear Diary,
I really had an awesome time at the beach with Aaron. However, the date was almost ruined by his Uncle Tom running around in his 80's -nut shorts.
I really had an awesome time at the beach with Aaron. However, the date was almost ruined by his Uncle Tom running around in his 80's -nut shorts.
by Energy 79 October 4, 2016
Get the Nut shortsmug. When you get a little poontang from a chick with a wet, but smelly, puss and the smell lingers on your ball sack for days. Usually discovered inadvertently by scratching one’s sack after the dirty deed.
Whew nasty. Smell my fingers. What the hell is that? Muh tang nuts braaaahhh.
Rachel’s nasty gash gave me tang nuts.
Rachel’s nasty gash gave me tang nuts.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
Get the Tang Nutsmug. by juul queen May 1, 2018
Get the platonic nutmug. Shut up sean you wing nut you talk so much shit, you neva got laid, go eat a cookie or sumfin!
sean see gobshite
sean see gobshite
by Systm September 16, 2005
Get the wing nutmug. by Jerreau Taylor October 1, 2007
Get the bubble nutsmug.