Fall Break

The best time to Facebook Stalk people. Usually during the month of October. Also includes stalking hipsters.

Megan and Kelly look forward to fall break,

by brohan05 October 16, 2009

Mississippi Levee Break

When a woman is on her period and a man decides to have anal sex with her not realizing that she also has explosive diarrhea at the same time. The woman wants to please her man and thinks that his penis will act as a levee and hold the shit in, but she doesn't realize that the added pressure from his ejaculate will cause the diarrhea to forcefully explode all over when he pulls out. The resulting cum, blood, and shit mixture takes days to clean up.

I was having a great time giving it to Beatrice in the ass, but all of a sudden she had a Mississippi Levee break when I pulled out and shit got all over the place. Since I already came, I just wiped my dick on her pillow and went home. It was a good thing we had flood insurance .

by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

Dye break up

When you break up with a girl and she dyes her hair a different color afterwards.

Tiff: Brad broke up with me the other day..
Britt: Wtf Chad just broke up with me too I was really hurt so I shaved my head, it was a Bald break up.

Tiff: Wow mine was only a Dye break up. I dyed my hair pink.
Britt: Damn pink is about as bad as it gets i’m sorry he hurt you.

by itybitykilla August 7, 2021

Break the Fart Wall

The point in a relationship where one first farts in front of the other

The honeymoon must be over, Tim felt comfortable enough to break the fart wall in bed, last night. This better not escalate to Dutch ovens any time soon..

by MILK27 June 15, 2018

Korean Break-up

A break up in which the guy stops all forms of communication with no explanation. If he sees you by chance, he will ignore you, but would have no problem greeting your friends right in front of you.

I was dating Aiden, this Korean guy, for 6 months. All of a sudden, he just stopped calling and texting. It was weird. then he came to my city last night, said hello to all of my friends and ignored me. I guess it was one of those Korean Break-ups I've been hearing about.

by horn5guy March 28, 2012

Spring Break- Lagged

Similar to the affects of jet-lag, after 7-10 days of drinking until 4 am and sleeping until 3 pm, the intoxicated college student suffers from spring break-lag for 2-5 days.

Symptoms include:

Missing 8 am's by 3 hours

Eating at 3 am

Having an urge to consume alcohol during the day

Feeling as though 1 am is 9pm

and Experiencing vague memories from the previous week. These memories range from the best moment to those you wish happened after a few more drinks.

Spring break- lag is an annual hangover experience by thousands of college students.

(Tuesday after Spring Break at 2:56 am)

Mike: Yo Steve you want some Texas toast and pizza?

Steve: Bro it's 2:56 in the morning and I have class at 8. If you wake me up again I will literally tie you to your bed in your sleep and gag you with my gym sock...yes just like Wedding Crashers minus the gay part.

Mike: Slow your roll, I forgot you stayed home for spring break and aren't Spring Break-Lagged. I'll just get McDonalds with Matt after a Nazi Zombie kills him. Want anything?

Steve: No asshole, if you wake me up when you get back I'm going to shave your eyebrows off.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Tryna drink and watch March Madness?

Guy 2: Yea, fcuk it I have class tonight but I'm so Spring Break- Lagged I'd take a beer over a water right now.

by Mon-Star March 23, 2010

Spring Break '98

An exclamation of exuberance. Something to say when overcome by the joy of the moment, an urge to celebrate with the freedom of youthful independence and total lack of responsibility. It is at once a complete sentence and state of mind.

"Spring Break '98!"

by Valerie Hurt July 21, 2009