words used to annoy the hell out of some one by rigorous repetition after the question "how did you like that" is asked
by Dustin A (aka D.A.) December 09, 2004
A dark-skinned man of Jewish, Israeli descent, in (two) lifetimes revealed himself as god's son, performed many miracles, spurned the beginning of a religion based upon his teachings and those if his father, commonly called the "almighty" or God. Also, he was crucified for his crimes against the caesar of the time's laws and wishes, as well as undermining his authoritah. Real Jesus is commonly misconceived as Jesus Christ and HIS apostles, a whiter, more bearded and thorny-headwear inclined modern interpretation of a clearly Israeli-born man. Jesus Christ, however, was more widely accepted due in no small part to the common skin tone of his followers.
God:Wait, guys, uh....my son wasn't that white...
Vatican:WHATCHU SAAAAAY????
God:No seriously, he was Israeli.
Vatican:Nuh-uh. This guy with the thorn headband is Jesus.
God:Oh, lol, no that's Jesus Christ. I'm talking about my son, Real Jesus. Get it straight.
Vatican:*with fingers crossed* okaaay, we promise we'll change it....
Vatican:WHATCHU SAAAAAY????
God:No seriously, he was Israeli.
Vatican:Nuh-uh. This guy with the thorn headband is Jesus.
God:Oh, lol, no that's Jesus Christ. I'm talking about my son, Real Jesus. Get it straight.
Vatican:*with fingers crossed* okaaay, we promise we'll change it....
by MariaSharapova December 07, 2010
A movie that is just like any ordinary movie except in the sex scenes they don't pretend they really have sex.
by Deep blue 2012 September 25, 2009
Radford kid: "Yeah man at Radford we go so hard! No other college in VA compares to us!!!"
VT/JMU/UVA kid: "That's a not a real college and your parties are bad. I've been there before. I'll stick to the actual party schools of VA."
VT/JMU/UVA kid: "That's a not a real college and your parties are bad. I've been there before. I'll stick to the actual party schools of VA."
by Let's be serious here January 28, 2012
by Mo Salad April 30, 2019
The reals ones is a unique group of individuals who FaceTime each other regularly. Typically they use the platform Houseparty but have recently transitioned to FaceTime. Conversations within this group usually involve complete bullshit.
by Betty Cooper-Jones September 15, 2021
When you buy a game because a friend told you so and he doesn't play it with you after one session... you got nyn'ed
by FreeFrag August 30, 2017