Country Social

To be overly nice to someone whom you either actively dislike or just aren’t interested in interacting with, but don’t want to cause a scene and risk disrupting the social order.

-Most regularly seen between two white women.
-The interaction is extremely disingenuous and is basically an over-the-top version of the basic “hi how are you” “I’m good how bout you”.
-Pet names such as “hun”, “sweet”, “darling” are often used. Interactions are always brief lasting up to 7 back and forth rounds of conversation but usually only 4.
-To an outside observer, this often looks like an interaction between lifelong best friends.

Tiffany: Jane! So nice to see you!! Have you been doing?
Jane: well howdy, hun! I’ve been great! How are you and the kids?
Tiffany: Everyone is doing great! Jake just graduated from NYU and Lily is pregnant with a baby girl!
Jane: Send them my love!! *walks away*
John: I had no idea you and Tiffany were so close.

Jane: I can’t stand that bitch. I was just being country social.

by jellybelly27 May 28, 2022

Country Fried Fleshlight

Breaking off the legs of a chicken and fucking it

My neighbors chickens were going crazy last night, sounds like he made a country fried fleshlight

by dunna6767 December 11, 2020

country fit

A girl or guy who isnt skiny or fat - but instead they are the perfect size for you

What does he/she look like?

For me, he/she is country fit

by Knight of Glass June 11, 2017

Country Blumpkin

getting a blowjob while pooping, but it's in an Outhouse

Dude, last weekend at the family reunion, Karen Sue gave me a Country Blumpkin.

by Mtnman66 December 11, 2018

Country Combo

When a girl is taken on by two or more rednecks., Who also happen to be her cousins.

Amy got a country combo last night.

by County Mounty January 30, 2017

Cross country

A sport that suicidal kids play.

Kid: “I’m trying out for the cross country team.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”

by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022

Rough country

Grown men similar to hillbillies, unlike hillbillies they wash their ass and wear shoes! Can often be spotted by their new shiny trucks. Think if a rough neck a redneck and a hillbilly had a baby and that baby would grow to be rough county! Absolutely can consume enough alcohol to keep a moonshiner dry!

They are more on the rough country side so we should have fun!

by Dixie norm October 24, 2025