Really good song by the band Men At Work, from their first album Buisness As Usual, released in 1981.
Listen to it n o w.
Listen to it n o w.
by Eddieheart August 7, 2022

Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”
Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”
Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”
by Squidbilly420@gmail.com March 18, 2024

Johnnys are usually tall and like baseball. They can be shy at times but when you get to know them they are super funny. They love to eat and are really good at listening.
by whoelseisdoingyourmom October 11, 2021

Johnny jumper-(noun) 1. A man who enjoys the company of various and sometimes multiple pregnant women.
by Longfellow travers March 6, 2019

Distant cousin of the “Billy Goat”. Johnny Goats are extremely agile creatures and use their front hooves exceptionally well. Native to the streets of Youngstown, Ohio. Diet primarily consists of poultry
by Friend of the GOAT 🐐 March 24, 2021

the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.
by thepotatohoe March 29, 2023

A Slippery Johnyy is the act of a sexual partner filling their mouth with your urine and then proceeding to give you a blow job. Once you have blown your load, the extra liquid injection causes an explosion of flavor to burst from their mouth.
Person 1: I heard you hooked up with Tiffany, I heard she was a freak!
Person 2: She really is, she is so freaky, she gave me a Slippery Johnny.
Person 2: She really is, she is so freaky, she gave me a Slippery Johnny.
by Greg fipher December 31, 2023
