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Yooo, i'm Norman! Stop that bullshit!
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Norman

Historically, Norman referred to Vikings who settled on the coast of France, in the region that became known as Normandy.
Norman is tall, strong, powerful but also kind, good hearted and loving.
The type of guy that will have your back no matter what. There's something undeniably comforting when you hear his deep voice. Norman is an extremely caring and selfless man. He is always willing to help someone in need. And sometimes it's hard for him to say no because he doesn't want to disappoint or hurt anyone.

His morals are pure and he will always stand up for what's right. He is also stubborn and quick to anger but will always be respectful.
If you have a Norman in your life, don't let him go :) Unicorns are hard to find
Have you met Norman ? He's a real catch
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Normal

If you use the word "normal" to describe yourself, you may suffer from the "normal" disease, and you probably identify as a straight white male. However, this disease can also have side effects, the most common being "denial" or "homophobia". If the boy in your class suddenly becomes attractive, you don't have to worry, it's something completely natural and it's most likely not a phase.
"Hey Daniel, what's your sexuality?"

"Ew what the heck, i'm normal."
by justaboringnonbinarylesbian November 23, 2021
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Normatizah

She's a pretty and cute girl. She's organized but sometimes a bit clumsy. When you're around her, you will always feels excited and happy as she loves to joke around and makes people happy. People sometimes have trouble to understand what she say when she speak non stop and excited. However, people loves it because it's cute.

She needs someone to take care of her and be her guidance as she easily trust other people.
Person: Hey look! A Normatizah is here! She's cute!

Person: I will take care of Normatizah as her family is in Borneo.
by Red Pearl November 23, 2021
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Normal

Something people made up to make a social construct
Aka another thing that should be abolished
"they are so normal." "Don't call people "normal" it's not a thing."
by Depressed_weird_teen November 24, 2021
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Normaling

Normaling is the act you perform when you are in an inescapable environment with many other people, and there is absolutely nothing to occupy yourself with. A given person's social skill level, social status, and personality can be immediately determined by the proficiency and style of their normaling.

The goal of normaling is to do nothing in the most socially acceptable, "normal" manner. Very generally, normaling consists of staring at inanimate objects and avoiding eye contact with others; however, this can vary widely between individuals with different normaling proficiencies and is very dependent on the situation at hand.

Here are two examples of appropriate normaling practices:

Ex 1: You're on a plane filled with people. Your phone is dead and you don't want to pay for movies/tv. In this situation, normaling etiquette calls for you to feign sleeping. Close your eyes and lean your head back. Optionally, mix in an occasional snore.

Ex 2: You're in a British Literature class, which, by nature, is boring. The professor grades attendance, so you can't leave. Your professor is also a stickler on having phones out (it's a small class, so he can spot you if you take out your phone). In this case, the common normaling practice is to lean back in your chair, and alternate between staring at the ceiling and walls. Then (and this is crucial), take out your water bottle, and periodically take 0.5-1.5 minute long sips from it every 5-7 minutes.
I don't know about Wes, dude. His normaling on the bus today was off. He kept staring at people, and it was making everyone uncomfortable. He gives off ex-band kid vibes.

Mark seems chill af. His normaling during bio the other day was on point. We should ask him to hang out.
by DanTheWan December 19, 2021
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Normals

Anyone who questions anything related to the official Covid-19 narrative. Examples include: masks, social distancing, lockdowns, vaccines, vaccine efficacy, vaccine safety, vaccine mandates, proof of vaccination, vaccine passports, natural immunity, Dr. Fauci, Pharma etc. Normals disregard and vehemently oppose control measures which are not based in science. Normals transcend race, politics, sexual orientation and gender. In short, Normals are citizens who have broken out of Pandemic induced Stockholm Syndrome.
Chad: Are you going to John and Katie’s Christmas party?
Brooks: ugh. Katie is out to lunch. Is she making everyone where a mask?
Chad: Nah. It’s all good. Katie is a “normal” now. Normals only at this shindig. Just like old times my friend.
by Lou Monatti December 26, 2021
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