Raging mom

An angry mom because you play to much fortnite and she takes away your controller because you talk back

Mom: You’ve been on that game for hours time to read
Kid: shut your mouth! Sorry but I’ve gotta get the victory Royale
Mom:(Takes Controller) YOUR GROUNDED!! And that’s a raging mom

by Icy penguin January 7, 2019

CBD Mom

Women that think cannabis containing THC is bad but hemp-based CBD products are the bomb. CBD mom doesn't really drink, and of course won't smoke weed, because she's a responsible mother. She often looks down on a cannamom. CBD mom is in love with all natural products, including essential oils, green clean products, and green smoothies. She claims CBD oil has changed her life, has two bottles in her purse at all times, and will try to sign you up as an affiliate for whatever brand she is selling today.

"Don't light that joint on the soccer field Keri the CBD Mom will report you. And then try to sell you her latest MLM product."

by cbdmom February 6, 2020

your mom

(n) The woman of whom you were raised by when you were in your younger ages.

Tim: "Who prepared this delicate meal?"
Mom of Tim: "Your mom"

by rolling-on-the-floor-giggling December 10, 2022

DJ MOM

shes the mom you want to clean you bob. she's the fob to the lob. she eat dem socks when you kill her mom. I eat cheese but she killed me. I suck at rapping so I'm gonna make car noises.

nooooooooo
grefjyref
grerrrrrrrrr
rararrarararara

guy one: honk

guy two: ima slap you wit dis belt

the guy in the grave: whell thats DJ MOM. danananananananabadadadada

by BIGG Boi bRAAIn September 29, 2020

Spencer’s mom

A really hot mom with tig ol bitties and a big booty

Guy: dawg spencer’s mom is so hot
Guy2: i know right she got some tig ol bitties

by nik vag April 18, 2019

mom comedy

something that only a mom would think is funny.
usually is something cute not funny.

movie example: Ice Age is a mom comedy because people who have good sense of humor usually wouldnt think it is a comedy but a mom would.

A book with pictures of cats in it that someone added captions that match the cats facial expression perfectly is an example of a mom comedy.

by quarilari23 November 16, 2010

Soccer mom

A milf that has no job but to take her kids to soccer practice in a Chrysler Pacifica

Dude I’d so stick it in that soccer mom

by Buckwheatismycatsname July 5, 2018