Big Trucks, Small dicks, more abortions than the pre natal test for Down syndrome, local drunks who can’t fight and the occasional MIlF with a bald husband who’s to bud lights away from a domestic.
New Tecumseth is fucked, but cedar kitchen is pretty tight and the movie theatre seats go dummy hard
by Binker Gnarlow August 13, 2020
A term for masturbation.
by A term for masturbation August 28, 2015
by Balls Obama May 04, 2023
A person who thrives off of live text news and the like. This type of person can be found having CNN or BBC constantly on the TV and refreshing every 5 minutes on the CNN Homepage.
X: "Dude, there is no news at the moment!"
Y: "Maybe if you stopped whoring out to it then some new stuff will come in!"
X: "I live off news, I can't turn it off."
Y: "Stupid News Whore..."
Y: "Maybe if you stopped whoring out to it then some new stuff will come in!"
X: "I live off news, I can't turn it off."
Y: "Stupid News Whore..."
by RandomDude1313 August 27, 2011
an abreviation of "new super mario bros". used because the serie's name is WAY too damn long.
may also be referring to a new type of soup that was invented recently.
may also be referring to a new type of soup that was invented recently.
by BittoFromDrawa January 10, 2020
A dilussional version of a 'new urbanist'. A person that buys a new condo in a newly rehabilitated building in any downtown - then bitches about the noise, smells and crime. Drives three blocks to work, preaches the evils of fossil fuels and never takes the bike off the top of the car.
These people will also vote to spend sacks of tax dollars on miles of bike paths - that go NOWHERE. NO fucking WHERE!
These people will also vote to spend sacks of tax dollars on miles of bike paths - that go NOWHERE. NO fucking WHERE!
"I wonder how much extra fuel I am using with that bike on top of my car - I mean per year? Hang on - I see a crowd - I think I'll go over and walk with them."
"Boy, you are one silly son of a bitch, a real 'new suburbanist'. Why don't you sell your spot downtown and move yourself out of harms way?"
"Boy, you are one silly son of a bitch, a real 'new suburbanist'. Why don't you sell your spot downtown and move yourself out of harms way?"
by unkleheavy June 22, 2014
The art of observing a person, place, or thing and concluding it would be better off as a six-storey mixed-use development.
Why would you just build a fire station there when you could but a nice mixed-use development overtop of it? What could go wrong? "-New Urbanism"
by PeptoBismol1 August 16, 2021