MySpace 

A place where hundreds of teenie boppers congregate and comment each other about how they saw each other at a gig, or the local train station. Many people's pictures consist of crappy angles which only reveal half a face, or the top of a fringe teamed up with some crappy lyrics written across the image. Almost every myspacer's about me consists of something about how they dont have time for all the myspace kids who want to talk to them, or how incredibly smart and/or individual they are, or maybe how they want people to stop listening to "their" music. In conclusion, myspace is the worst trend ever.

Myspacer 1: Hey! i saw you at the xdeAtHxfroMxabovexwiThxAxknifex gig!
Myspacer 2: Are you haniging out at the train station tomorrow?
Myspacer 1: YEAH SEE YOU THERE! OMG!

MySpace by Rachel Scene September 14, 2008

myspace 

a place for girls and guys to get addicted to and act toally odd and frendships are made and there is A LOT of drama...but its fun!A place for stalkers to find new prey, a place that will change your life...yet its the best place EVER

Girl#1: OMFG Y AM I NOT ON UR TOP 150??? am i NOT important

GIRL#2: OMG NO just not as important as mike

Girl#1: You met him YESTERDAY..w.e

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OMG my myspace jsut got deleted!!

by who

i DONT KNOW!!!

wow, well just make a new one... and this time you can be a 20 year old who wants to date!!

yay!!!

myspace by marlborough is better than you[marymount] December 24, 2008

myspace 

a networking website meant for ppl over the age of 14. it is commonly abused by those younger than that age, and is commonly abused by peddys to find those younger than/around 14. this can be prevented by marking a profile as private. one who is extremely comp savvy can still find out where u live through this though.

peep-do u have myspace?
op-pssh no its stupid and someone could like come and abduct me
peep-have u ever heard of PRIVATE pros?
op-u can still find ouct where someone lives
peep-whatevs

myspace by mandopotando December 30, 2008

myspace 

6th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts, and act like whores
Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
And Parents -
Quit blaming MySpace for your kid being a hooker,
she was a whore before MySpace, and she'd be a whore without it!
You can teach them bad from good but you cant make them be good!!!
Think about it!

ur kid is a slut and it is not because of myspace, maybe u should pay closer attention to what they are doing

myspace by man with a hawk December 8, 2007

MySpaceable 

Videos or pics publishable on myspace and suitable for the general public (i.e. spouses, friends, family, children, acquaintances, etc.) to view without detriment to subjects of the material posted.

Dude, those pics of me at the strip-club are not myspaceable.

MySpaceable by beorotten April 1, 2008

myspace 

A place where whores tell you that they get laid every night when in fact, the last boyfriend they had was that skinhead dude in the 2nd grade.

Me:Go fuck yourself
Whore: I DON'T NEED TO I HAVE A BF FOR THAT (the whore is only 13)
Me:Who would wanna fuck a dumb bitch like you
Whore:FINE I ADMIT IT I GOT LAID BY MY MOTHER HAPPY NOW!!
*Whore proceeds to spam my myspace with useless comments*

myspace by dangyoufugly April 20, 2008

Myspace 

A Social networking program where friends can comment and message to stay in touch. Myspace was created to replace sports or any other physical activity. Instead teens waste their time trying to get over 1000 friends(1.0k+)even though half of them are bands and/or people they don't know.

"Hey man wanna' play some football?"
"No bro im on myspace, I just got a friend request!"

Myspace by erereric June 2, 2008