vodka ear muffs

When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment

Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs

by Ashley Biggins July 20, 2015

Muff Cabbage

A loose Vag

Yeah, she's got a Muff Cabbage, I almost got lost in there when I was punchin it in.

by PartyPimp October 17, 2010

Martini Muff

The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.

"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."

by Martini Muff October 10, 2015

Dutch Ear Muffs

A fat set of female thighs.

I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.

Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.

The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

beer muffs

Virtual ear muffs created by drinking lots of beer. Music and voices seem muffled and therefore less obnoxious, especially when generated by the person wearing the muffs. They also usually convince the wearer that their singing voice is far better than it actually is.

The neighbor's beer muffs convinced him that the music he was blasting and shrieking along to at 3 in the morning wasn't loud enough to bother anyone.

by Nibs Niven March 10, 2013

Muff Motive

A party where the number of guys massively out-weighs the number of girls, to ensure the boys a higher chance of pulling

Anyone : Surely back to ours and get the garage fired up?
Fox: Yeah for sure mate, I’ll get a mini van of girls in, make it a proper muff motive.

by LBC321 May 21, 2021

Puffy Muff

A vagina that has large engorged lips that look like they have an allergic reaction .

Example , how eyes and lips swell when someone who has a peanut allergy eats peanuts.

Yo' that bitches got a puffy muff , when I was hitting it my balls would feel like they were hitting pillows .

by TcSilly May 25, 2018