Mountain Dew Voltage

Simply put, it is the concentrated necter of gods balls. One taste will send you into a coma due to its sheer amazingness.

What the hell is wrong with that guy?
He is in a coma....he just had Mountain Dew Voltage for the first time....

by sordidangelxiii March 20, 2009

White Mountain Bear Claw

You take a shit while a girl is giving you head while the guy is playing fifa (or any other sort of cool video game). After you take that shit, you dip your balls in it, the girl sucks on that (your shitty balls) and then you fuck her while smearing shit and white chaving cream all over her. This tactic can only be done in a white bathroom which sets the environment as a white mountain (where bears live). Also you must be wearing a bear mask. After you've done that you tell the girl 3 simple words... "Figure it out"

Girl- "hey what do you want to do to me?"
Guy- "can i please perform the white mountain bear claw?"
Girl- "is it fun?"
Guy- "absolutely"

by grizzly man from a white mtn. January 22, 2011

Coke Mountain

A more correct term/name used to describe Oak Mountain High School, in Birmingham, AL. Other acceptable terms are Smoke Mountain and Oak Mountain HIGH.

Guy 1: Dude, I need some dope.

Guy 2: Oh, just hit up one of the kids at Coke Mountain.

by CMHS student no more November 9, 2007

King Shit of Fuck Mountain

noun

1. a: when describing one's self, it is the highest ranking preeminent position over the tallest mountain known to mankind, Fuck Mountain. It certifies one's status and/or authority as being top notch and above all others.

b. when describing another individual, it is a derogatory term to describe the highest ranking preeminent position over a worthless imaginary mountain that no one else gives a fuck about except said individual, Fuck Mountain. It certifies said individual's status and/or authority as being pompous, somewhat obnoxious, and disingenuous.

EXAMPLE A:

Carl: "Dude, you play disc golf like a fagbot."
Roy: "You can't talk to me like that; I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain."

EXAMPLE B:

Henry: "I just demolished this lame at air hockey, like a sir."
Merle: "Eat a bag of gorilla dicks; no one cares, King Shit of Fuck Mountain."

by HONKYSAUCE September 9, 2013

montana party

pretty simple, a party that consist of a little drinkin, a little fightin, and a little fuckin. the key is to know when to attend one of these montana parties. If a guy ask you to join a montana party with him ethier beat his ass, or walk away quickly, but if a dimepiece ask you to join a montana party go with her as fast as you can for it will be a great night.

i was very excited to attend a montana party with my best friends mom

by 98cobrajmh December 24, 2007

montaser

Amazing, victorious person. originated from the arabic language. Some one of great power and constant success. Most probably, more powerful, more awesome and more successful than anyone he encounters. quite legendary.

moots, montaser al qdah, montaser nsour, etc...

by nuknuknikka December 9, 2009

Smoky mountain high school

The most boring school in all of Western North Carolina. Filled with drama and sluts and rednecks. Wanna be different? Be scene or a band kid.

Mother: Honey would you like to go to Smoky Mountain high school?
Daughter: Do you want me to get pregnant?

by TasteOfSyn June 1, 2011