Moose Tracks

Its when a Tall lanky Canadian man takes a dump on his partners chest and then gives them his nutter Butter
:Did you hear what Jesse did?
:No, what?
:He gave his wife Moose Tracks
by colt2131 July 16, 2022
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Moose Tracks

The left over dookie in your ass crack after pooping and not wiping good enough.
Damn Tommy, I ran out of tp while camping. I had moose tracks the whole hike.
by mooosey April 19, 2023
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A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.
The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.
by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023
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Killed a moose

When you go to the bathroom but the aftermath is worse than expected, and the smell is horrible
Don't got into the restroom I killed a moose. I killed a moose therefore you sould give it sometime before you go in there.
by Killedthemooser May 11, 2019
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maple syrup moose sploosh

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.

Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg
by ajb123 May 05, 2024
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moose slappin

A superlative of Slapin (similar to dope, awesome, delicious) that is used for something that is spectacularly awesome, sometimes food. But it's more than just slappin, you'd need two hands (like a Moose's antlers) to seriously slap for something that great (often used about food)--or lay a virtual slapin on someone who disputed it's amazingness. Also used in a virtual sense about online trolls in live chats.
"Those tacos from the mart next to the gas station are Moose slappin!"

or

"If you type one more stupid thing into this chat, you're in for a Moose slappin!"
by R0b0tMaker January 11, 2017
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The Canadian Moose Buckler

A sexual act most commonly seen in heterosexual couples. The male begins by positioning himself in all fours. The female then proceeds to get behind the male, grab his erect penis from the back, bring it towards her, and point his head 45 degrees distally away from his body and towards her. The female then proceeds to mount the males erect penis and continually “ride” him until completion or satisfaction.
Hey Steve, whatever happened with you and Tiffany last night? Tiffany and I left the party and spent the night together. She gave me the Canadian Moose Buckler. It was great.
by mmaest24 October 11, 2022
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