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Juan Minute

Juan Minute
A minute in which a person or persons is more productive than most individuals would be in a normal minute
That fence only took Juan Minute to build
by bayster127 June 30, 2019
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Grip of Minutes

When the duration between a particular activity has been an exceedingly long time.
Larry: Let’s go to the casino and play blackjack.
Jack: Hell yeah, it’s been a grip of minutes since we’ve done that!
by LGEND24_2 February 28, 2019
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Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes
Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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Adult minute

The period of time in which an adult takes to do something after telling a child “in a minute”. The adult minute can be a period of time lasting anywhere from 5 regular minutes to hours. Or maybe never…
Kid: Hey Mom can you take me to the Park?
Mom: Yeah in a minute… (“adult minute”)
Kid: ☠️
by Katthekrazy June 21, 2023
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last-minute lisa

when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.
driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”
by thetwistedtrichster July 29, 2024
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Guido Minute

When your friend says they'll show up in a minute, but ends up taking 30 minutes instead. Normally done by people named Guido.
Me: Hey, how long until you're ready?
Guido: Yeah, just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then.
by MANLIKETONER July 31, 2021
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A Soldier’s Minute

The alarm went off - She smiled and hit the snooze button offering me a soldier’s minute.
by Scrubby-dog October 12, 2019
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