Juan Minute
A minute in which a person or persons is more productive than most individuals would be in a normal minute
A minute in which a person or persons is more productive than most individuals would be in a normal minute
by bayster127 June 30, 2019
Get the Juan Minutemug. Larry: Let’s go to the casino and play blackjack.
Jack: Hell yeah, it’s been a grip of minutes since we’ve done that!
Jack: Hell yeah, it’s been a grip of minutes since we’ve done that!
by LGEND24_2 February 28, 2019
Get the Grip of Minutesmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
Get the Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutesmug. The period of time in which an adult takes to do something after telling a child “in a minute”. The adult minute can be a period of time lasting anywhere from 5 regular minutes to hours. Or maybe never…
by Katthekrazy June 21, 2023
Get the Adult minutemug. when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.
driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”
by thetwistedtrichster July 29, 2024
Get the last-minute lisamug. When your friend says they'll show up in a minute, but ends up taking 30 minutes instead. Normally done by people named Guido.
Me: Hey, how long until you're ready?
Guido: Yeah, just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then.
Guido: Yeah, just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then.
by MANLIKETONER July 31, 2021
Get the Guido Minutemug. by Scrubby-dog October 12, 2019
Get the A Soldier’s Minutemug.