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matt bernardi

Matt Bernardi is someone with an absolutely massive cock. He is a full sender and watches Steve will do it. He doesn’t give a fuck about his grades and likes smoking weed and eating pizza. He also likes Football and Gronk.
“I heard that kid Matt Bernardi has a hugeeee peen. He’s definitely going D1.”
by Big daddy Matt May 13, 2020
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Matt Lieberman

Verb: to be so willfully dense about one's own ineptitude that it benefits the opposing side.

Noun: someone who ruins their own long-term career for a short-term ego stroke.

Origin: Atlanta Democratic candidate that refused to cooperate with Democratic party strategy because of his own ego, damaging the likelihood of success for the people he claims to represent.
Verb: Our team had an easy win, but then the rookie Matt Liebermanned and wouldn't pass the ball giving victory to the other side.

Noun: I wouldn't hire him as a cook because he's such a Matt Lieberman that he'd have people eating at the place next door.
by Distawoduhi October 5, 2020
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Matt-Oan

The best person ever. Perfect in every way. Perfect look and personality.
Whoa, it’s Matt-Oan, how is he so perfect! He’s the goat.
by TheGoatDecider October 17, 2020
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Matt Kibbe

A person who
- is president and CEO of FreedomWorks

- was Rep. Dan Miller's (R. FL.) cheif of staff and house budget committee representative.

-in '90 '93 he was director of federal budget policy for the U.S. chamber of commerce

-was aneconomist for the RNC
Matt Kibbe is president and CEO of FreedomWorks.
by Titus Optimus July 23, 2012
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Metal Matt

An awkwardly long hug. Usually performed by your awkward friend. The hug may contain rubbing, patting or a combination of the two. As you start to pull away, they'll just grab onto you more.
Dude, Casey's metal matts make me feel like cutting off my arms so I don't have to hug him anymore...
by Fatdrumhighmatt! September 11, 2011
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Little Matt

Little bitch boy who is not only built like squshy from oozma kappa, but also heat meizer. constantly angry and drives like my grandmother. certified little bitch boy. constantly has something to say or be upset about.
damn pro, you're such a pussy, you're really acting like Little Matt right now
by ChroMe Ghostz April 25, 2023
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Matt Mannerisms

When you do something relatable that you think Matt would do.
Dave: I have a class in 10 minutes about social studies, im gonna sleep through it.
Jasiah: That's what i call, Matt Mannerisms.
by Probably_Matt March 22, 2021
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