Marcos

The cutest and strongest guy you’ll ever meet, Marcos is the whole package. Marcos’s pack a mean 10 inches of raw schmeat. Marcos’s have a burning passion for minions, owning nearly all of the merchandise. Marcos will play video games like it’s a religion. Marcos’s have the best hair you’ll ever see in your lifetime to go along with that stunning six pack. You’d be lucky to have Marcos as a boyfriend but be careful cause he is drowning in females of all ages (watch out for your grandma). Marcos can bench 800 lbs with ease, squatting 1,300 no biggie. The raw schmeat could keep you afloat all night. I simply cannot compliment the pulsating, gargantuan of schmeat that Marcos’s behold. Marcos is a keeper for life, never let him go. You could get lost in The ocean that is Marcos’s eyes. You’ll fall in love with him instantly. Oh and did I mention the absolute masculinity of his throbbing, giant, schmeat. Get you a man named Marcos.

Girl 1: woah have you seen that dudes schmeat, it’s massive!!
Girl 2: I know right!! He must be a Marcos

Your Grandma: i think I’m in love!!😍

by Bruh2012 March 11, 2020

markus hagues

The sweetest boyfriend any girl dreams for, he usually plays the guitar, and enjoys to be with his girlfriend. Markus Hagues is a funny guy and loves to make people happy, he supports his girlfriend and friends through everything. He isn't scared to show his emotions because he knows hiding his emotions isn't what you should do. Markus Hagues gives the best hugs and is known for his successful relationship and talents.

Markus Hagues is a great individual.

by someone who isn't important April 7, 2020

Marcos

Pedi who takes the name of his victims.

damn marcos stolded my goddamn kid

by patricia morarez October 14, 2020

marius

very nice australian metal growler.....

" oh , no i cant remember the lyrics" - " just do a Marius"

by Proxi September 8, 2006

Margus

when cats lie down and look all fat

originates from the term margrat bulb

margrat coz thats what my grandmas called

and bulb coz they look like light bulbs kinda...

all pussies are margus

by EmzehEve+Jess December 31, 2007

markcus

The literal shit. This person will jump into your heart and tear his way out with your teeth. Typically a very pretty, charming, and funny individual. But also, inconsiderate, and a massive douchebag with an addictive personality. Watch out though, gay tendencies.

Markcus killed some chick the other day. Why the fuck is this nigga smilin?!

by PenisVAginaBoob September 29, 2014

Marius Nordli

A norwegian name used to describe a person with a big penis and big muscles. The term is inspired by the norwegian viking Marius Nordli. Legends say he could kill a bear just by looking at it. It is also said that he used to have a gigantic penis who could kill woman during sex.

"Yo, who's that guy over there?"
"Oh that's my boyfriend. He is such a Marius Nordli"

by Nordli September 12, 2018