March 23

people who are born on this day wanna fuck draco malfoy, they’re in love with him

“draco malfoy is so hot!!!”
“lol you’re so march 23, silly goose!”

by ceermite September 13, 2020

March 24th

National Thick day. The day to celebrate your thickness.
And if you were born on this day, you're either slim thick, or will be slim thick.

Girl 1: "It's March 24th!"
Girl 2: "Let's celebrate our thickness!"

Girl 1: "I was born on March 24th!"
Girl 2: "You're thick as hell, girl!"

by anonymous September 12, 2020

11th march

11th march is national sex day

“what is the meaning of the 11th march?” “oh today is national sex day”

by steven atkins March 10, 2021

Ides of March

1. a band that plays great music such as Vehicle

2. the 15th of march, Julius Caesar died on that day

3. one month before tax day

1. I'm your vehicle baby I'll take you anywhere you want to go I'm your vehicle woman by now I'm sure your know That I love you Need you I want to got to have you child great god in heaven you know I love you

2. Et tu, Brute!

3. have you paid your taxes yet, tax day isnt that far away, only one month

by Ed July 20, 2008

March 14th

Slap a girl named madison day have fun

March 14th is slap a madison day slap her hurry

by My cat is cuter then your October 26, 2019

March 14th

The day Krabs fries!

Sorry about this calendar. March 14th, that doesnt seem right, it should say THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES!

by SidneyPlankton August 4, 2018

Mustache March

The cousin to the infamous no-shave-november, Mustache March is the month of the year in which men are required to grow out a mustache of some sort. The Standalone is the most acceptable mustache of march, but mustaches such as the French Mustache and The Handlebar Mustache are also very nice to see in Mustache March.

Chuck: "Man i was flirting with this girl today and she just totally blew me off. i think it is because of this stupid mustache i have been growing to proove my man hood... i hate mustache march"

by guppietoe December 23, 2009