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Wank Machine 

A machine that is designed to whack you off.
In the movie THX-1138, THX uses a Wank machine

(contrary to my example sentence wank machines are real and they feel goooooood!)
Wank Machine by ME!! January 25, 2005

suicide machine 

Suicide machine:- A motocross bike of a 2-cycle engine. Named because of their high acceleration rates leading to people getting into trouble in tight areas in which they are unable to avoid obstacles.
Jonesy got wiped out by a tree on his YZ250! He booted it down the straight and couldn't pull it up in time!
suicide machine by Frank E. July 15, 2004

Ass Crap Machine 

The Ass Crap Machine is the result of a horrific labratory experiment gone wrong that created the terrifying device, the precise origin and function of which is unknown. However, although the purpose of the machine has yet to be discovered, it is known that once the Ass Crap Machine is activated, it can never be shut off.
You fool! Once the Ass Crap Machine is activated it can never be stopped, forever!

Ice Cream Machine 

The act of pulling down a dick like a soft serve machine handle and having him ejaculate in your mouth like ice cream.
I totally Ice Cream Machined him last night. Wasn't cold though!
Ice Cream Machine by PIAN February 7, 2015

Time Machine

When you tell a girl your dick is a time machine and that if she puts it in her mouth and sucks till the liquid fuel comes out... Then if she closes her eyes, clicks her heels together three times, while swallowing and says "I want to go back to *time here*" she'll go back to that time... but as she says that you just punch her in the face.
I gave a chick the time machine last night...
Time Machine by Lil' Bloodshot February 1, 2009

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS! 

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.