mom's slipper

A deadly weapon that is both melee and ranged. The slippers have high accuracy and aerodynamic while thrown flat. It can also attack with incredible speed due to the length of the weapon. It can also be used by other people it only has to be a slipper of a mother

child: Mom my brother hit me
Dad: Ok let me take your mom's slipper and teach him a lesson

Brother: "HINGH PITCHED SCREEMING"

by Master-_-Donut December 29, 2020

Clam Mom

Middle aged female that you can smell during hot yoga, and has noticeably weathered skin due to intense tanning. High likelihood of excessive folds that not even spanx can contain.

person 1 "Great Friday yoga session, but did you notice that clam mom in the front row?"
person 2 "Yeah man, couldn't miss her"

by billbrasky2015 January 24, 2020

CBD Mom

Women that think cannabis containing THC is bad but hemp-based CBD products are the bomb. CBD mom doesn't really drink, and of course won't smoke weed, because she's a responsible mother. She often looks down on a cannamom. CBD mom is in love with all natural products, including essential oils, green clean products, and green smoothies. She claims CBD oil has changed her life, has two bottles in her purse at all times, and will try to sign you up as an affiliate for whatever brand she is selling today.

"Don't light that joint on the soccer field Keri the CBD Mom will report you. And then try to sell you her latest MLM product."

by cbdmom February 6, 2020

your mom

(n) The woman of whom you were raised by when you were in your younger ages.

Tim: "Who prepared this delicate meal?"
Mom of Tim: "Your mom"

by rolling-on-the-floor-giggling December 10, 2022

Soccer mom

A milf that has no job but to take her kids to soccer practice in a Chrysler Pacifica

Dude I’d so stick it in that soccer mom

by Buckwheatismycatsname July 5, 2018

Dameons mom

gone....

where is dameons mom?
she left and never came back. At least black people dont have that problem

by JJDOGG69 November 23, 2021

Mom Socket

Simply put, a vagina.

Hey Doug, I went to the zoo with Carol’s kids Saturday and after we put them down to bed I got waist deep in her mom socket. We fucked until the sun came up.

by Poonfarm Inc. December 4, 2021