Lispening

This happens while talking to a person with a lisp. You dont actually hear most of what they say all you can think about is saying the word(s) correctly.

I have no clue what Bruce just said. I couldnt stop lispening.

by TrademarkDJ December 9, 2015

lispenese

A way in wich a man rups tomato sauce over his penis and then penetrates it up a dogs ass

What the fuck did I just see Carter just did lispenese!

by Your creepy neighbor Levi April 23, 2016

liseo

A gay Mexican that smokes weed all day while masturbating to gay porn

I didnt know that you were gay enough to become a Liseo

by PussyPounder37 May 23, 2016

Listaweed

Your breath when you rinse your mouth after smoking weed because you don't want your parents to find out; your breath smells like a combination of listerine and weed

Duuude you've got mad listaweed, were you smokin?

by ndizzledogg November 26, 2016

lisading

Pronounced "Liss-uh-ding"
Combination of the words "Listening" and "Reading"

Present tense of what you would call "Reading" an Audiobook

Past tense; "Lead"
Present; "Lisading"
Future; "Lead"

You: "So I was lisading to this book on Audible the other day..."

by givafuk April 1, 2017

Lisenbee

A skinny and white man, generally known for his sense of humor and interesting voices.

Come-On Lisenbee! Come-Ooooooon! Faster! Pick it up to a 5:30 pace Lisenbee! Come-OOOOOOOOON!

by Watanabe69 November 17, 2017

lisa grace buccasio

A really cool person who can be a mean person on the outside but sweet inside. And is sometimes judged, as well as scared of people. People are her least liked thing. She can have characteristics of a potato but is not one. Because that's stupid.

Wow! Lisa Grace Buccasio out of bed by 6:30! Why so early? :/

by NasNnashland May 11, 2018