Pastor Johning

Destroying one's body with holy cum.

I was Pastor Johning my girlfriend all last night.

by ghslwhikebuk158849 April 19, 2016

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afro johns

Former king of the beakclan, second in the order of the kings. He lived his short life as a "road killer" and a "cock hunter" who would go out of his way and make sacrifices for the betterment of his community. Well respected in his title as a king, there was a special holiday named after him notoriously known as "The Afrocock Festival". He had a dog called "The Rape-roast".

Despite all of this, he was most notoriously known for in the medieval times was raiding the absolute fucking motherfucking dogshit out of Pinewood discord servers and Roblox games. He was undoubtedly the best raider of all time. Often, his discord account Afro Johns and his Roblox account Scrotal_Slims were the primary suspects of many raids.

Unfortunately, his short and young life was abruptly ended during "the termination". His Roblox account, Scrotal_Slims, was terminated due to its inappropriate username. His discord account, Afro Johns, was terminated for sending unsolicited NSFW to other users.

RIP. May Afro Johns rest in peace.

WTF!!!!!!! WHY DOES AFRO JOHNS HAVE A PENIS PROFILE PICTURE?!?!?!?!?!? SOMEONE BAN HIM!!!!

by matlap March 30, 2020

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John Cringe

The inventor of cringe. He invented cringe right around the time god made Gabe.

Oh, you know. John Cringe!

by The wandoman May 30, 2020

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John Mastodon

The bravest and richest of humans. Works on teleportation for everyone and world peace. The inventor of Mastodon. Started out as a hungry child on the south pole, worked his way up in the world to become the richest man in the universe, later married to Joan Mastodon, the richest person in the universe. Only rides electric bikes. Has a pet frog named Thomas.

John Mastodon saved the world with his teleporting tech

by Marin Fowler December 19, 2022

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