Jersey Juice

Ejaculation, jizz, cum, sperm

Man, I was watching porn and got jersey juice all in my pants.

by Voodoo Mama Juju April 26, 2011

jersey double team

Two chicken patties on a bun with a slice of pizza in the middle as a divider. Named in reference to the pizza being Italian (see Jersey Shore) and being double teamed by the chicken patties (see McGangbang).

Friend 1: Yo dawg, what do you think it would be like if we both fucked Snooki?

Friend 2: Dude, I have the cibarious equivalent to intercourse wit dat Italian beeyotch. It's called the jersey double team. It's good as fuck.

Friend 1: Shit bro, let's eat this bitch up.

by Sandwiches before bitches May 6, 2011

jersey jerk off

Jerking off in a girls ear.

She can't hear to well cause Joey just gave her a Jersey Jerk off.

by Jason8673 March 7, 2016

Jersey shore

absolutely the most underrated place on this planet. Hot guys, great food, and good times. A place to relax and make the best memories of your life. “Shoebies” (philly vacationers) come for two or three months a year. All in all happiest place on earth...

Never fall in love in the jersey shore

by Lavasurfer123 June 7, 2018

Jersey Cream

Product for styling of men's hair consisting entirely of semen.

Yo Donny, looks like we're out of hair gel, but we don't have time to get some before we go to the club. Get over here and help me out with some Jersey Cream.

by Just-dont-ask-questions February 27, 2018

Jersey Champs

A big ass jersey company that somehow has 2 million followers on Instagram and sells jerseys for a reasonable price

Did you cop a jersey at Jersey Champs?

Yeah it was $15

by Jeremy dan August 4, 2018

Jersey

Jersey is a wonderful girl but is going through some stuff with her parents she can also be a bitch when she's grumpy but also very caring for any people she is also real funny when you get to meet her

Jersey is a wonderful girl but

by Kittykatgirl10 November 25, 2018