kurkle jerk

when you touch or flirt with a friends girlfriend

look tj is pulling a kurkle jerk on jims girlfriend

by joetheonewiththedick March 13, 2010

Dirt Jerk

Self gratification during an experience which is less than hygienic.

After a night of significant alcohol consumption, Alex awoke in his tent to find soot from the earlier evenings fire in his underpants. He then realized he was guilty of committing a dirt jerk.

Alex knew that the handle on the bathroom stall was dirty but personal need got the better of him and the dirt jerk became the only solution.

Heather figured that Alex was a dirt jerker and decided to reject his advances.

by 3nothappening November 27, 2010

Parallel Jerk

A Circle Jerk containing two people.

The doubles tennis team Parallel Jerked

by Desertghost87 December 16, 2011

jersey jerk off

Jerking off in a girls ear.

She can't hear to well cause Joey just gave her a Jersey Jerk off.

by Jason8673 March 7, 2016

knockout jerk

Take two (or as many as you need) Advil PMs and wait about 30 minutes Or until the effects kick in. Then pull up your favorite porn site and is soon as you finish you’ll be out like a light.

Last night I couldn’t fall asleep so I try to knockout jerk

by Per December 13, 2019

Join Jerk June

Similar to Just Jack January, but you only jerk off once per day. It’s a break. Females must also cum. Passing will let you move onto Juicy Jizz July. (Because of its name, you are allowed to join midway through. However, joining at this time will not allowed you to participate next year.)

Join Jerk June is the easiest month.

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

electronic circle jerk

A LAN party full of gamers playing Halo

This party is an electronic circle jerk!

by DickMongler69 May 31, 2015