jason

jason can pull any girls he wants he can make people there b1tch

jason is to hot to be truelike omh and hes packin

by donut45678 March 31, 2022

jason todd-ed

get killed in a brutal way as jason todd (batman’s second robin) was

joker in the arkham knight game: now it seems you’re struggling with the subtext, bats, so let me spell it out: lock yourself up and tim drake will be 'jason todd-ed’

by jaybirdlovebot December 4, 2024

Jason

dude Jason makes cool stuff but he's been known to punch/kick his fans. Jason will often hand you a cola and say "you understand the law of reciprocity yes? i give you something and you must give me something in return" with a coy sinister smile. Jason will often speak of people as chess pieces, pawns for his big game, saying "I don't see people with lives, friends, families & pets, I see pawns, objects I can manipulate with my hands" with a cartoonishly evil grin. One time at MAGfest Jason walked upto my little sister and pulled on her hair really hard until her scalp came off.

Nick: YOOOO DID YOU JUST PULL A JASON?
Yin: Yeah bro, I just kicked Steve in the balls

by SpammableConquisitor July 30, 2021

Jason

A Jason is someone with extreme emotional intensity. He either wants to love you to death or hack you to bits with his machete. There is no in between. Either way, it’s a privilege. He’s always up for adventures and epic quests. A free spirit, he’s constantly getting in trouble by not confirming to social norms. Clever as a fox, he’s able to talk his way in or out of any situation by shifting your perspective and making you laugh. He will one-up you to your delight. He’s a lovable rapscallion who fully embraces the Angel in himself and the devil in himself.

“Yo, I just met this dude who packed a lifetime worth of shenanigans into one weekend, and I am both shook and hooked.” “Oh snap, sounds like you got yourself a Jason”

“If you are the result of a live child between the entire cast of The Hangover and Captain Jack Sparrow, your name is probably Jason”

by JavierDontCare November 24, 2021

Jason

A creep who 9/11ed the twin towers. He thinks he has alot of friends but this is so incorrect. He thinks his sooooo good at everything but he sucks at it. But he is making mum jokes all the time but when time comes to be serious he is serious

Jason

by Lason McDermott August 10, 2018

Jason Paylor

A flaming dickhead.

"Hey, did you hear about that Jason guy?"
"Yeah, I heard he used his dick to set a building on fire."
"Typical. That's so Jason Paylor."

by Sour P.J June 30, 2019

Jason shiga

The best cartoonist of all time. Has created amazing books such as : Demon, Meanwhile, and Book hunter. we should all strive to be Jason Shiga

"hey I'm looking for a character name for my new comic"
"don't bother it will never be be as good as Jason Shiga's"
"..."
"name the character 'Jason Shiga is the best ' then"
"no"

by alt-Shiga February 16, 2022