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jason hook

One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest
"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"

"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"
by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013
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jason

he has a 10 inch cock and he also very very very handsome mhm bizcocho
jason has a huge cock
by GAW GAW 3000 October 28, 2021
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Jason Guzman

So totally disregard that last post, I was mad
I was mad at Jason Guzman
by Lovelove3412 December 1, 2019
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Jason

Whoah, he fucked a furry? Is his name Jason?
by JasonFucksFurrys October 3, 2022
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Finnick Jason Taylor

A cool guy who needs to stop making suicidal jokes and get together with his girlfriend already
"Wow Finnick Jason Taylor is an amazing dude- NOT A KNOW IT ALL"
by RomillySpaghettiOhs May 18, 2022
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Jason

Yo Jason is pretty cool.
Yeah he is.
by Wingstheperson September 13, 2023
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