A vile, lecherous pervert. The only reason he doesn't jerk off in public is because his gut doesn't let him reach easily. Almost certainly has sick sexual fantasies about every single woman he sees (and probably a few of the men, too). Limit communication as much as possible. If you recieve anything from him, burn it as soon as possible to prevent contamination of your personal belongings.
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A Person who is a douchebag and a waste of space. Very self-conceded and likes to steal everyone's things. Has no friends at all and likes to stalk everyone
Guy 1:"Hey did you meet that new kid?"
Guy 2:"Yeah he's such a Jacob, wouldn't suprised if that was his name"
Guy 2:"Yeah he's such a Jacob, wouldn't suprised if that was his name"
by Definatore October 14, 2011
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by THIS IS GOD WHO WROTE THIS April 7, 2009
Get the jacob bastian mug.The asshole that tried to seperate Bella Swan and Edward Cullen from the twilight series. He's an immature jackass that manipulated Bella into kissing him. Also he tried to break off Bella and Edward's wedding with no success. The fandom wants him dead but unfortunately Stephenie Meyer likes him so she didn't kill him in her last book. Jacob Black has his own team called ''team jacob'' . Retard people are members of it.
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Get the Jacob mug.Teddy: Where's Jacob Day?
Ashley: Probably off being a fuck boy like always.
Freddy: yeah or trying to get better.
Ashley: Probably off being a fuck boy like always.
Freddy: yeah or trying to get better.
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