Super-straight

Someone who thinks that being transphobic is a sexuality

I'm not transphobic, I'm super-straight!

by Nerdolio April 23, 2021

Straight Pork

To be absolutely serious about what is being said. Not joking are playing games about the information being shared. What's being said is the absolute truth.

I'd marry my girlfriend if she became pregnant Straight Pork .

by Two Trays OH33 March 1, 2020

straight pedophile

Usually taken to mean a pedophile who will only fuck children. Must never be used in context of sexual orientation, as being a pedophile has nothing to with being straight or gay!

Word is that Alfred is a straight pedophile! He who won't fuck anything except maybe children.

by Esa4 September 12, 2019

Straight slappen

Its a term to describe something that's really good or amazing for example food, anal e.g.

'That shit is straight slappen' - God

by Big P Innit November 24, 2021

STRAIGHT DICKAGE

To just viciously beat someone up

I was playing yima in basketball and i was giving him Straight Dickage

by notmob August 27, 2023

Straight-attracted

When you're just a bro who can admire other good looking bros.

"Hey bro, you look hot in those jeans"
"Aww, thanks bro, that shirt suits your abs"
"I'm straight-attracted to you, bro"
"You too, bro"

by LeeAgAy September 3, 2019

Straight savage

Nick Scibilio. 216 legend. “Prove yourself”

You know “Nick Scibilio” kids a straight savage. Straight legend. Borderline losah.

by Beantownball July 21, 2023