bat fried rice

A lapse in judgement that results in one's resignation or firing.

Dude! That Tweet was total bat fried rice! I'm going to miss you around the office...

by fjlskefu April 22, 2020

lil rice boy

Andrew who is a lanky ass asian

Girl:who lil rice boy
Andrew:me bitch

by Bobschesse October 12, 2020

japanese rice cracker

You are a ^^^

Tom stop being such a Japanese rice cracker.

by Japanese rice cracker August 16, 2016

Beans and Rice

When a morbidly obese latina woman force-feeds her man to make sure that there is no way on this God-given Earth that he will leave her

Me: Woah! Vanessa and Michael are still together? He's was way out of her league!
Friend: Oh yeah didn't you hear? She beans and riced him and now they're practically the same size! He's stuck for life!

by GiraffeAlina February 10, 2017

Rice cake

1: Stuff Asians eat.

2: When cum splatters a vagina, making it have a "rice-like" appearance.

Damn, last nice I had a huge load. Made myself a Rice cake.

by WinkyWonk;> February 16, 2017

Patty Rice

1. the left nut of a squirrel. 2. the 89th suction cup on a male octopus that swells when aroused.

I'm so horny right now, do you think my patty rice is visible?

by PrincetonBooks May 27, 2009

wild rice

Slang term used by gay men to describe men of Southeast Asian descent. Usually Thais, Filipinos, Vietnamese. Asians of Chinese, Korean and Japanese ancestry are referred to as rice. Termis often used as code around unsuspecting straight people.

Trust me, that guy is only interested in wild rice. A six foot blonde dude like yourself doesn't stand a chance!

by rici45 March 17, 2010