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Grand Handball Master

Only people of extreme excellence in the art of handball may have this prestigious rank. It is awarded to the experience, wise and the skillful. It takes sweat and blood and the dogging of your enemies and also comrades. This is the Grand hand Ball Master. If your after this rank it takes years of practice and effort. This is only for the skilled be ready if you think you a Grand Handball Master.
Oh my god is that saul the grand handball master. omg wtf geeez
by Fatrangabanga August 6, 2018
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Alexander grande

Sad boy who likes memes, also known as Álvaro or Alexander´s brother. He likes beer and maria teresa campos.
friend1: do you know álvaro?
friend2: who?
friend1: oh sorry, alexander grande

friend3: he is my awesome orange boyfriend
by kaydycain November 21, 2016
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Ariana Grande-Butera

1. Ariana Grande-Butera (aka Ariana Grande) is an Italian and American grammy-award winning songwriter, actor, and singer.

2. Ariana Grande-Butera (aka Ariana Grande) is the queen of pop.
Ariana Grande (Ariana Grande-Butera) is the queen of pop. (true)
by zion! October 7, 2022
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grand richard

Slang

Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."

Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.

It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.

Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'

The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.
Example 1:
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*

Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."

*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*

"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."

Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*
by Fractious1 December 29, 2017
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Driving the Lamborghini into the Grand Canyon

Having sex with a beautiful woman that happens to have a loose vagina
We had a great time and I ended up driving the Lamborghini into the Grand Canyon
by Chili Peanut February 23, 2019
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Grand Prix

When a bro hooks up with four different hoe's in four consecutive nights.
George: "Wanna go to the city this weekend... with hoe's?"
Josh: "Bro, from Thursday to Saturday, I am busy chasing after the Grand Prix?"
George: "Bro, what? There's gonna be hoe's in the city tho, bro!"
Josh: "Nah man, I am three down man, one more hoe to go."
by caddycarl November 16, 2020
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Grand Canyon

The act of taking a shit so wide that your asshole is left open, and appears to be a gorge like the Grand Canyon
I ate a ton of fiber this week, so when I shit today, I Grand Canyon'd myself.
by juiceappleton January 5, 2017
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