goldener henry

When there's nothing to wipe after taking a good shit.

A: Ein goldener Henry würde mir jetzt sehr will viel Zeit sparen.

by Tursti September 8, 2017

Golden Sauna

When taking a piss in a porta-a-john on a cold night and the steam from it rises up and hits you.

"Hey, smell me"

"Why?"

"I just took a golden sauna"

by Proto314 September 26, 2017

golden drink

When you shove a Mountain Dew can up a girls pussy, crack that sucker open and proceed to let the Mountain Dew pour down into your mouth

This girl had me do the Golden Drink last night, it was a bit strange but, hey, I like Mountain Dew

by TelephotoTub46 September 30, 2017

golden pond

When a urinal gets clogged and won't flush and fills up with urin

Walked into the bathroom to take a piss and there was a golden pond happening so I used the sink

by milpoolSK March 18, 2017

golden ale

When you piss in a cup under the table, when you're too drunk to make it to the washroom.

Don't take that cup...I am in the mood for a Golden Ale

by Curbystylz March 19, 2017

golden taco

Pissing in a girls spread pussy hole.

Dude, I she was drunk I gave her the Golden Taco!

by MadHogHead April 15, 2017

Tyler Golden

Best described as a badass; a boss.

That guy is killing it, he's such a Tyler Golden

by Tdane89 May 29, 2017