Fudge Packer

1: A man who, for a living, puts fudge inside a box, and packs it
2: Fucking Tom Cruise

OMG! It’s Tom Cruise! He’s… packing fudge? What a Fudge Packer

by therealdeal2819 June 2, 2023

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Fudge Cabin

A semi-private but locally-renowned gathering place for casual anal sex and/or deviant sexual acts involving feces. Generally located in a rural area or small town.

"The Fudge Cabin is where the incest poop-sex happens..."

by OberonTheGoat July 24, 2015

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fudge

The brown, chalky textured group that is on your dick after you pull it out of someone's ass hole.

"You into anal, bro?"
"Nah man, not since I got that delicious fudge on my dick from that one guy".

by thegoodshepherd21 July 29, 2019

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ella fudge is the worst girl you will ever meet, she will act nice at first but then she becomes a nasty slut bag she is someone you won't wanna be with trust me take my advice and leave when you see her. We hope you don't meet an ella fudge. All other ellas are fine but if its ella fudge don't hang out with her

guy1: hey why is that ella fudge so mean

guy2:yah she is a bitch
guy1: to bad she was nice at first

by ammmmmmy November 10, 2019

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fudge cake

A silly person that's done something stupid

I put my phone in the fridge and tried to call you on the milk, I'm such a fudge cake.

by Lilibet123 September 29, 2018

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Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021

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