facebook drunkie

the term you call a person who somehow in their drunken stooper logs into their facebook account and emails, comments or messages their facebook crush (you) frequently. The message usually contains many mispelled words, inappropriate sexual slurs, and their true feelings about you. This person most likely will try to contact you in the next 24 hours to apologize with a lame excuse. Please do not answer the call.. seriously ignore it.

rachel: oh my god.. i logged onto my facebook account this morning and had recieved a message from john. it said "i louves yourdss tittzyss. callsa mess backksz babaayyu<x3."

brooke: ewwww.. ignore that.. he is a total facebook drunkie. he messaged me last week.

by braovahaaaaa September 19, 2009

facebookdotcommed

When one feels the obsessive need to go for holidays parties and do 'meaningfull' or 'fun' things in thier lives only in order to put up pictures of these events on facebook for other people to see and feel jealous of, one is then said to have been facebookdotcommed by ones obsession to live ones life wholly on facebook only for others viewing purposes!

girl 1 :my life sucks!! everyone else seems to be having so much more fun !...... I want to put up more pictures on facebook!!

girl2 :oh boyy! u are so facebookdotcommed.

girl3 (realises shes facebookdotcommed) : I am so facebookdotcommed!!..... I dont seem to enjoy my self anymore anywhere if i dont have a camera!!! to post pics later!.......Maybe I need to get a real life.

girl2: oh boyy! u need to go on a facebookation

girl 2 then walks out and secretly goes online to check for new notifications on the pics she posted last night.(she is so facebookdotcommed!!!)

by urkaron April 16, 2010

Facebook napalm

A photo or comment on your Facebook page that kills or severely harms your chances of ever getting a job or a date again, because it crosses the line of "good taste."

Man, do you really think any girl is gonna date a guy who constantly posts about his ex? That's Facebook napalm!

by Marginal August 18, 2010

Facebook exhibitionist

Someone who posts on their girlfriend/boyfriend's wall to express their love in an inappropriate, sickly way, knowing full well that the message will appear on all of their mutual friends' news feeds.

Maybe for attention, maybe to make everyone feel bad because they are obviously the ultimate couple, but one thing is for certain; the world would be a better place if they just IM'd the damn message.

Can also be applied to close friends of the same gender who enjoy gaying each other up in public, despite being straight.

Guy #1: Damn, Steve, stop commenting on yo' girl's Facebook wall! She's gonna think you're clingy.
Guy #2: Plus you're annoying pretty much everyone who knows you both. Get a room and stop being such a Facebook exhibitionist.
Steve: WHY MUST YOU TRAMPLE ALL OVER OUR LOVE?!

by Nottel Inyu January 13, 2011

Facebook Pirate

Individual that proceeds to steal everything you post on your facebook wall and post it on their wall without giving any credit thus taking all the glory of your genius.

That bitch is such a facebook pirate.. he stole my Lady Gaga video AGAIN and now he has 30 comments and I only have 4.

by justincolt May 3, 2011

facebook block

To block someone you strongly dislike on Facebook so they cannot see your posts and you don't have to have contact with them.

Man, that kid was being such a douche, I facebook blocked his ass.

by mike545 August 7, 2011

Facebook Abuser

People who post, like, comment, and chat way too much and are online 24/7

Facebooker 1: "Man did you see my status?"

Facebooker 2: "Yea and I saw that girl liked and commented on it."

Facebooker 1: "Oh I know she is such a facebook abuser.."

by Laurelzz!!! December 26, 2011