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thats a facebook

When a moment happens in which somebody say's something stupid or funny that you have to post it up on facebook.
Person A: Imagine if you smoked so much that your shit smells like weed, you can just get it and smoke it again.

Person B: wtf? lmfao thats a facebook
by Grandmaster5 November 16, 2010
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Facebook jihad

A pissed off rant on Facebook aimed at nobody in particular but at everyone who will listen.
When Amy discovered her forsythia bushes were cut back by an upset neighbor she went on Facebook jihad to educate the neighborhood about the wrong done.
by ratco June 18, 2015
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Facebook Regret

When you write post thinking its something inspiring or trending. But instead it receives lots of backlash. Due to the backlash you post an apology expressing your regret hitting send and delete the post.
Did you read Gina’s post on Facebook?

Yeah, I did and it had Facebook Regret written all over it. She since apologized and deleted the post.
by Starving Artist246 June 22, 2023
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facebook kevorkian

A person who assists a Facebook user in committing Facebook suicide (deleting their account), especially with regard to deleting all information and data - to the extent that Facebook allows.
Marcy wants to commit facebook suicide, but needs some help. I've agreed to be her facebook kevorkian.
by sea beagle January 2, 2011
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facebook slip

When you get on your computer for a specific reason and somehow wind up on facebook completely forgetting your original purpose.

loosely based on the concept of a Freudian slip
"Yes, professor, I know my psychology paper is late, but in my defense I experienced a facebook slip. In all reality you should thank me for giving people in your profession something to research."
by jackcracksmith August 30, 2011
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Facebook pollution

When your Facebook friends post excessive crap on your page that you don't necessarily want there.
I had to de-friend Laura because she was posting all kinds of Facebook pollution on my page.
by fat marie April 15, 2009
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Facebook Incendiary

Facebook Incendiary: NOUN, often shortened to FBI

1. one who is obsessed with gaining recognition for clever, witty, or deep musings.
2. one who can never achieve definition 1
3. often cannot spell, this renders them irritating to SPELLING and GRAMMAR POLICE
4. the odour of chan4 lingers around them.
Did you just see Conor Henry's latest status?
Yeah bro, he's such a Facebook Incendiary--it's annoying, but i like it.
by thekidwiththevoice April 4, 2011
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