Literally the comeback the average drooling six year-old has because their dumb
ass pea sized brain can't comprehend any actual good comeback, not to mention they watched and listened to their parents say it and when they think they have an actual chance against some teenager on crack in an argument they end up crying themselves to
sleep for three months straight because the drunk
ass teen said that his
father traded the child for a pack of cigarettes then died of stage five lung cancer (look below)
child: fuck you
teen on crack:oh
child, your dad traded you for a pack of cigarettes then proceeded to die of stage five lung cancer
child:*cry's himself to
sleep for the next three months straight*