Fruit Roll-Ups

MBorel's food of choice. A fruity sheet that comes in a multitude of flavors and has various drawings embedded into the sheet.

MBorel rants about a number of things including Fruit Roll-Ups, Toonami, and the current state of anime.

by Eyeballflyball September 13, 2003

Fruit Punch Fountain

When a male gets kicked in the nutsack making him ejeculate blood. Thus being a fruit punch fountain

Whoa why is my jizz bloody? Wendy Gave me a fruit punch fountain!!!!

by Castor The Great January 1, 2009

fruit loop

to fuck someone

oaah i want to fruit loop him soo bad!

by Chels-ii-kuuh! August 24, 2008

Jersey Fruit Bowl

Similar to the practice of mooning, to achieve the Jersey Fruit Bowl a male practitioner will cup his genitalia (penis and testicles) and push them backward, toward the anus, before pressing his ass against a window, giving the look of a highly mangled and filthy looking bowl of fruit. Also nicknamed "The JFB", it is done as a prank and to disgust a large group of people. When performed in the state of New Jersey, it is often referred to as an "Indigenous Fruit Bowl".

Sam: "I am going to moon those people in the car next to us"

Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"

by etafatdik June 19, 2008

Juicing Her Fruits

Feeling a girl's breats, like a ripe pair of watermelon as if you were trying to extract juice

Steve - 'How far did ya get??'
Dave - 'I was Juicing Her Fruits on the dancefloor, she was loving it'

by D4zz1e November 9, 2013

Angry Fruit Salad

This term was coined when color terminals/monitors (especially on PCs running MS-DOS) were becoming more pervasive. Common systems allowed for a fixed palette of 16 colors with a very high saturation. When software started to use the colors (and ANSI.SYS became a thing) the common focus was to give all different elements a different color. (This notion is maintaned today by Emacs' font-lock-mode and other syntax highlighting variants.) The result was a wild mix of red, green yellow, white, black and blue - almost like in a fruit salad - that might easily hurt your eyes .

While the very first versions of Windows sufferd the same issues with the palette , GUIs in general don't expose the same problem and don't put too many high-contrast-colors all over the screen.

"Wow! This Midnight Commander theme is some piece of angry fruit salad."

"Let's avoid angry-fruit-salad-syndrome and use the solarized syntax highlighting theme."

by Bitnacht February 6, 2020

Lil Fruit Snacc

Lil Fruit Snacc is Bestest SoundCloud rapper

I’m listening to virginity thevies by lil fruit Snacc rn

by LilFruitsnaccfan September 17, 2020