Ethan

really annoying and has a high pitched voice. makes girls scream and run away.

Nobody likes Ethan!

by unisparkle21 October 1, 2016

Ethan

Ethan is a stupid, lying, asshole. You can never trust an Ethan, he's a heart breaker. They are always horny. You can never make them happy, and they will never want just one girl. Don't let Ethan's into your life.

Ethan is a buttface

by Volleyball199817 July 18, 2012

Ethan

Ethan is usually a name given to a complete cunt. Though they are incredibly sexy with very large wieners, they are also huge douchebags. They are really easy to be friends with, as long as you share the same interests, such as vaginas, sports, pizza rolls, vaginas, butts, tits, etc.

Thot: Man, that Ethan guy sure is hot.

by BigFatCockInMyAss April 4, 2015

Ethan

An ethan or ethan is a underage little tard who has no manners and often late and always interupts conversations.

Guy 1: "That kids such an Ethan"
Guy 2: "How do you know that?"
Guy 1: "Cant you see, he looks as if he was just born"
Guy 2: "Oh damb, poor bastard"

Teacher: "Samantha your late to class."
Ethan: "Yeah Samantha you slut, why are you late again?"

by DavidNipp February 12, 2010

ethanistic

the belief of rastafarianism with your main religion

someone who also likes smoking and playing an instrument

im an ethanistic jew

by etorama February 4, 2010

ethanard

Term for a person that is retarded due to alcohol consumption.

At a party after several drinks, your friend does/says something retarded. You say "Dude, you're a fucking ethanard."

by Jen in IT May 13, 2010

Ethan Halverson

A celebrity that does nothing besides grow and smoke weed, and consumes drugs on a daily basis such as cocaine, acid, shrooms, molly, and prescription pills. Above all that, he's actually really smart and everyone loves him. Once in awhile finds a hot bitch to smash

Hey did you go over to Ethan Halverson's last night?
-Nah man I need to take a break from doing drugs.

by Julius Caesar Salad January 31, 2015