deawteeaw

Someone who acts peculiar, particular, or posseses certain unique mannerisms or ways of expressing themselves.

Dr. Phil in explaining a condition is deawteeaw.
The loud pitchman for all those products is really deawteeaw.
The teacher passing out papers and explaining the curriculum is deawteeaw.

by ital cherry June 22, 2009

Deadrin

A Deadrin is a monchedrin who died

1. I Got Pissedd On The Weekendd Maan
2. Chedrin...We gonna be Deadrins soon if u carry on drinkin
1. I know fam
2. Skeen

by The Monchedda May 30, 2010

Dead Parrot Defense

When a lie or excuses is so blatantly ridiculous and unbelievable, the defendant has no choice but to stick to his/her absurd defense, disregarding all possible logic/laws of physics/obvious contradictions. Taken from the Monty Python dead parrot sketch in which a shop owner insists a clearly dead parrot is alive.

Tim got caught cheating on his girlfriend, but stuck to a dead parrot defense of she was an out of work actress and he was helping her with simulated sex scenes

by ArfNarfBarf August 5, 2010

Death Jar

A Jar filled with disgusting home made products, such as: Poop, piss, vinegar, pepto bismolul, eggs, fish oil, sometimes paint, cheese, rotten anythings, bleach, lots of coffee mix, ect.

Once the death jar is made one of two commonly done things are done:
•You can take the jar and dump it all over a car or boat, or someone else's property.
•Or you can let the jar rot and make a hell jar that's just simply disgusting

My fucking boat got Death Jared Last night!!! When I woke up and smelled it I pooped my pants!!!

by Poopinginjarsisfunforall December 14, 2010

Deathstar Destroyer

The act of performing anal sex, withdrawing, and trying to spit or ejaculate into the open anus.

John decided to re-enact his favorite scene from Staw Wars while giving Jane the business. Much to her dismay, she discovered what a deathstar destroyer was.

by Palisade December 21, 2010

Death Joke

(N) A very bad and poorly timed joke. The worst joke a person could tell. A joke that not only spoils the mood, but makes the situation uncomfortable.

After Flynn told the death joke, you could here a pin drop, and every body headed for the door.

by Tresfingers October 15, 2011

Death Piss

A phenomena that occurs when a man sits down to take a piss. The trajectory of the piss lines up perfectly with the lip of the toilet causing piss to travel through the toilet rim and out onto the floor. This usually goes undetected until it is too late.

"DUDE I JUST PISSED MYSELF"

"WTF MAN"
"ITS NOT MY FAULT IT WAS A DEATH PISS"

by Bustingtonmovesworth November 19, 2012