Crab Arm/Hand

When you’re pushing heavy at the gym and suddenly one arm that you don’t fap with as much starts letting you down so you continue the set with your strong boy hand.

Kershit the dickless: sheit mayne that dude is lifting 4 plates with his one hand.

Cetnar de Nark: yeh bro but his left hand is giving out.
Kershit the dickless: fuck you’re right! Fucking looks like those crabs with one big ass claw and their other looks like some retarted prop from the Halloween store.
Cetnar de Nark: yup definitely a crab arm/hand

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club September 13, 2018

Utah Mud Crab

Same position as the Utah Spider Crab, but you put it in the butt.

“We decided to switch it up and try the Utah Mud Crab to spice up our relationship.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024

alaskan king crabs

Crabs and genital warts combined

Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.

by 420024 anal June 18, 2018

crab in my butt

when butthole is itchy

son: “mom, i’ve got a crab in my butt!”
mom: “itch it honey!”

by cookoutconnoisseur May 18, 2022

lil crab

A very hotterer girl that can rap.

Man1: Yo have you heard her rap ?

Man2: yeah bro she a lil crab.

by Cumher servher January 27, 2020

fairy crabs

When you look like a pixie but smell like a butthole who has crabs.

Man look at that blonde chick she look good.

Naw bro fairy crabs...

(Kanye shrug)

by Meangean June 5, 2014

Crab

A creature who has an orange shell and lives in the sea. It will claw most things that come in its way.

I saw that orange crabby thing in the water, I knew it was a crab!

by Woodland September 16, 2012