The colonel

One who owns everyone in a certain room, psychologically:

- a man walks into a maths classroom, strikes fear in the students, and then proceeds to teach them one the most relaxed martial arts, tai chi.

by Danny The Damaja December 21, 2004

drop colon

to have a bowel movement.

hung over guy #1: "Be right back, I gotta drop colon."
hung over guy #2: "Beer shits are the worst!"

by Niceguy October 29, 2006

Semi-Colon

The area between the scrotal sack and the anus.

That girl was tossing my salad, with syrup, and licked my semi-colon.

by Seth and Vic December 9, 2008

Colonels

A shitty baseball team

the Colonels went 2 and 11 this year.

by 50 cent f50 April 6, 2003

Coconuts

The coolest person in the world. Even though she may be a spaz at times, she's super cool and is definitely one of the nicest people I know

Dude, Coconuts was being so awesome today. She gave me lunch money - and I don't even have to pay her back.

by Punani Pride March 28, 2005

colonbom

George W. Bush

That frigging colonbom has disgraced us all!

by Tom LaBelle May 28, 2004

Colonic Wonder

A man or woman who has mastered the art of shitting. He or she is therefore a colonic wonder.

Bobby: Uh-oh, here come the colonic wonder.
Jamilla: Yea, right off his throne.

by Marc April 25, 2005