Christian Bale

A slang term referring to when a woman touches herself (masturbates).
I got home and she'd already Christian Baled herself.
by PatchZilla May 24, 2010
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Christian Rock

Christian Rock - Disgusting. I just watched a music video of Pillar. We cannot take the profane and make it Christian just by adding some words that no one can hear anyway. Would they play that way if Jesus was the only one in the audience? I think not! When was the last time you verbally shared the gospel of Jesus Christ with anyone!
I hate Christian Rock
by redeemed March 07, 2007
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christian pozos

a sick person who is usually mexican. these type of people are the scum of the earth and not that many people like them. they have gross greased hair. you defiantly do not want to be a christian pozo.
an asshole, douchebag, mexican christian pozos
by the beast69 May 22, 2011
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fake Christian

A fake Christian is an individual who appears as a Bible believing Christian in public but in actuality lives a perverted lifestyle that defiles the teaching of both the New and Old Testaments. Someone who attends church services with the attention of appearing as a genuine Christian but whose intentions are soley to misguide others on his true nature. In addition, a fake Christian may participate in the following actions: Pronouncing his/her faith in the Lord Jesus Christ but approves of activities like abortion, extramarital affairs, perversion, defiling of the White House, etc...
Examples of a fake Christian are President Bill Clinton, "Reverend" Al Sharpton and most American leftists.
by Voltaire11 September 19, 2006
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christian rap

Yet another funny oxymoron. Christian rap really doesn't exist, it's like metal without the sex, drugs and parties. Christian rap will never express some of the core ideals and dilemmas that almost all rap artists express. I'm sorry, but a rap or hip-hop song about Mountain Dew, which is a great drink, is not a rap song. It's like a football player dressed as a ballerina for the Super Bowl, it just isn't right.
Listening to 2Pac can help you understand what real rap is about.
by CypressLB February 23, 2005
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christian attire

The type of plain, non-flattering clothing one wears to church. Also can be used to describe the many frumpy uniforms found in the hospitality industry.
person 1: "what's with the christian attire?"

person 2: "it's my uni man... they make us dress like christians."
by southferry August 04, 2009
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Pulling a Christian

The act in which pre-mature ejaculation, is brought to a much shorter period of time where, you can blow a load in less that twelve seconds.
Girl: Last night, my boyfriend was going to fuck me,
and he started Pulling a Christian.

Girl2: What a fucking loser, if I had a guy who started Pulling a Christian, I'd beat the piss out of him.
by Rckys October 11, 2010
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