Christmas Catholic

when a person or family goes to church just for christmas

Guy 1: it's christmas guess what?

Guy 2: time to go to church for the first time this year

Guy 3: stupid christmas catholic

by Ronald Baker December 25, 2010

Central Catholic

A private all boys school in Pittsburgh known for a bunch of pussy ass white boys who throw suckass parties. They are surrounded by only dick all day and think they're the shit cause the Oakland girls. However these girls all have herpes. Created in 1927 and to this day it holds a bunch of fags who get molested by their religion Teacher. Their football Team isn't even good.

That Woody-Central game was hard, we sent them Central Catholic fags home with the L.

by Woody2k December 1, 2016

Catholic Church

N., (kath-lick Ch-er-ch): A place of worship of Jesus and yelling adult-themed jokes until the bishop takes you to the monastery in the back and spanks you while you are naked.

Priest: "Welcome to St.Shithead Catholic Church!"

by FelixHunter November 23, 2014

Catholicism

If you have a different religion and you don't want to sin, good luck getting rid of any you already have. Basically, Catholicism is a religion where you CAN murder, steal, lie, and break all the rules, and then be forgiven.

That's because..

WE HAVE THE SACRAMENT OF CONFESSION!

Man#1: Hey, I'm Pagan and I killed a guy.

Man#2: Well, sucks to be you. I've got a priest!

CATHOLICISM:
AWESOMISM.

by LOLOLOLOLOLOL another guy dude October 3, 2011

catheads

Inexpensive baking powder biscuits, sold in a tube in the refrigerated section. You have to rap the tube hard against the corner of a counter top to open them up, then separate them and put them on a cookie sheet. Bake them for 10 or 15 minutes, then put some butter & jam on them and eat 'em. Cheap stomach fillers.

Hey, pass me a couple of those catheads . . .

by mcyofd July 22, 2006

Catholic Church

As practiced in the United States, the Catholic Church is a form of organized crime designed to assist sexually confused and underdeveloped men (called, Priests) in having sex with underage boys on a weekly basis, referred to as "Sunday Mass".

Parent: We have strong religious beliefs and are proud members of the Catholic Church.

Translation: We are irresponsible parents who have subjected our sons to frequent child molestation.

by IHateEveryone October 26, 2018

Catheelizabeth

a combination of the name Catherine and Elizabeth to form an amazing rap name. Rappers by the name of Catheelizabeth run the rap game and cant be beat, & wont be beat. Period. end of story.

boy Catheelizabeth's rhymes are so sick, they make you check yo self befoe you reck yo self

by Jigga City Chick October 9, 2010